http://newsru.com/cinema/21oct2009/bbc.html
ОЛОЛО! Я так и знал!
2009-10-21 21:17:45
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Всего постов: 22
Бород: 10
Рейтинг: +44|2|-8 = +84%
Одобрено: Откорней Докончиков
В раю Архимед, Паскаль и Ньютон играют в жмурки. Архимед водит и начинает считать. Паскаль убегает за горизонт, а Ньютон оглядывается, берет палку, рисует вокруг себя квадрат со стороной 1 метр и становится внутрь квадрата. Архимед заканчивает считать, открывает глаза и видит Ньютона:
- Я вижу Ньютона!
- Э, нееэт! Ньютон на метр квадратный - это Паскаль!
- Я вижу Ньютона!
- Э, нееэт! Ньютон на метр квадратный - это Паскаль!
There was an unusual match between Barbados and Grenada. Grenada went into the match with a superior goal difference, meaning Barbados needed to win by two goals to progress to the finals. The trouble was caused by an unusual rule which stated that in the event of a game going to sudden death extra time, the winner would be awarded a two goal victory.
Barbados were leading 2-0 until the 83rd minute, when Grenada scored, making it 2-1. Approaching the dying moments, the Barbadians, realizing they had no chance of scoring past Grenada's mass defence, turned around and deliberately scored an own goal to tie the game, which would send it into extra time and give them another half hour to break down the defence. The Grenadians realized what was going on, and attempted to score an own goal, as well, which would put Barbados back in front by one goal and send them out of the competition. However, the Barbados players started defending their opposition's goal to prevent them doing this. During the game's last five minutes, the fans were treated to the incredible sight of Grenada trying to score on either goal. Barbados defended both ends of the pitch, and held off Grenada for the final five minutes, sending the game into extra time. In extra time, Barbados notched the game-winner, and, according to the rules, was awarded a 4-2 victory, which put them through to the next round
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_Caribbean_Cup_1994
Barbados were leading 2-0 until the 83rd minute, when Grenada scored, making it 2-1. Approaching the dying moments, the Barbadians, realizing they had no chance of scoring past Grenada's mass defence, turned around and deliberately scored an own goal to tie the game, which would send it into extra time and give them another half hour to break down the defence. The Grenadians realized what was going on, and attempted to score an own goal, as well, which would put Barbados back in front by one goal and send them out of the competition. However, the Barbados players started defending their opposition's goal to prevent them doing this. During the game's last five minutes, the fans were treated to the incredible sight of Grenada trying to score on either goal. Barbados defended both ends of the pitch, and held off Grenada for the final five minutes, sending the game into extra time. In extra time, Barbados notched the game-winner, and, according to the rules, was awarded a 4-2 victory, which put them through to the next round
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_Caribbean_Cup_1994
2009-05-06 09:22:34
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Всего постов: 279
Бород: 2
Рейтинг: +64|2|-3 = +95%
Одобрено: Откорней Докончиков
Откройте ваш российский паспорт на 8-ой странице и поверните его на 90 градусов против часовой стрелки. А вот и Кенни!
Кипу пора сдохнуть! Воруй! Убивай!
http://forum.ixbt.com/topic.cgi?id=15:61933
p.s. это што? типерь все пароли на свете менять?!
ПОИСТРАТИЛСЯ, ЗАПИРАЮТ В КРОСОВКАХ ПО КОТОРОМУ ОНА ЗАКАНЧИВАЕТ СЕДЬМОЙ КЛАСС НА СВОЙ ПЕРВЫЙ ЗАКОН КРУГОВОРОТА АТАТАТ В ОБРАБОТКЕ КАЛЕБАС-WTF-МЕРЕНГЕ-МЕРЕНГЕ.
http://forum.ixbt.com/topic.cgi?id=15:61933
p.s. это што? типерь все пароли на свете менять?!
ПОИСТРАТИЛСЯ, ЗАПИРАЮТ В КРОСОВКАХ ПО КОТОРОМУ ОНА ЗАКАНЧИВАЕТ СЕДЬМОЙ КЛАСС НА СВОЙ ПЕРВЫЙ ЗАКОН КРУГОВОРОТА АТАТАТ В ОБРАБОТКЕ КАЛЕБАС-WTF-МЕРЕНГЕ-МЕРЕНГЕ.
Любителям Макдака
http://rumataru.livejournal.com/289111.html#cutid1
ИНСПЕКТОР ПОГОЛОВНОГО РОЗЫСКА БРЫКАЛИС! ВЛЕЗЬТЕ В ДВОЙНОМ КОВРОЛОЖЕСТВЕ, НОРМАЛЬНОМ АПЛОАДЕ.
http://rumataru.livejournal.com/289111.html#cutid1
ИНСПЕКТОР ПОГОЛОВНОГО РОЗЫСКА БРЫКАЛИС! ВЛЕЗЬТЕ В ДВОЙНОМ КОВРОЛОЖЕСТВЕ, НОРМАЛЬНОМ АПЛОАДЕ.
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2008-12-12 10:21:21
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Всего постов: 457
Бород: 43
Рейтинг: +82|11|-26 = +75%
Шутники, присылающие ссылки на мерзкие приколы (типа прыгающего по экрану гей-порно, которое нельзя закрыть из-за подленького жабаскрипта) получают первое и последнее предупреждение. Начиная со следующего раза, будем банить, невзирая на лица.