В кёбёнётё ё чёнёвнёкё
- Чтё тём ё вёс?
- Вёт! 5000 дёллёрёв!
Гёшнёк ёстёнёвлёвёт чёрнёй мёрён с зётёнёрёвённёмё стёклёмё зё
прёвёшёнё скёрёстё.
Ёткрёвётсё стёклё тём брётёк, ётвёрнёвшёсь, в чём-тё кёпётсё, зётём рёзкё
пёвёрёчёвётсё ё ёрёт:
- ГЁВ!!!!!!!!
Гёшнёк ётскёкёвёт ё тёрёшёт глёзё. Брётёк ёлёбётсё ё гёвёрёт:
- Нё бёсь, - ё пёкёзёвё нё рёмёнь бёзёпёснёстё - вёдёшь, ё прёвёзённёй.
прёвёшёнё скёрёстё.
Ёткрёвётсё стёклё тём брётёк, ётвёрнёвшёсь, в чём-тё кёпётсё, зётём рёзкё
пёвёрёчёвётсё ё ёрёт:
- ГЁВ!!!!!!!!
Гёшнёк ётскёкёвёт ё тёрёшёт глёзё. Брётёк ёлёбётсё ё гёвёрёт:
- Нё бёсь, - ё пёкёзёвё нё рёмёнь бёзёпёснёстё - вёдёшь, ё прёвёзённёй.
2004-11-04 16:21:49
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Всего постов: 786
Бород: 22
Рейтинг: +9|5|-1 = +89%
Чётётёлё iof.ru пёшёт
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Скёжётё, сёщёствёт лё ёнёлёзё, кётёрё мёгёт пёдтвёрдёть, чтё чёлёвёк нё прёнёмёл ёлкёгёль в
тёчёнё 7-10 днёй пёрёд ёнёлёзём?
Ёслё дё, тё гдё ёх мёжнё сдёть ё пёлёчёть зёклёчёнё?
Спёсёбё.
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ктё-нёть знёт ётвёт? :)
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Скёжётё, сёщёствёт лё ёнёлёзё, кётёрё мёгёт пёдтвёрдёть, чтё чёлёвёк нё прёнёмёл ёлкёгёль в
тёчёнё 7-10 днёй пёрёд ёнёлёзём?
Ёслё дё, тё гдё ёх мёжнё сдёть ё пёлёчёть зёклёчёнё?
Спёсёбё.
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ктё-нёть знёт ётвёт? :)
"Днёвнёк тёстёрёвщёкё", ёвтёр врёдё вёш , ёз Нскё. Ёзнёл чёрёз свёлкё
http://tc.lib.ru/b/brigadir_j_a/test.shtml
http://tc.lib.ru/b/brigadir_j_a/test.shtml
2004-11-04 14:00:35
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Бород: 24
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Смёшнё кёммнётёрё с прёшёдшёй Ёлёмпёдё (NBC)
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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nicky_santoro
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
nicky_santoro
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