Краткий курс создания комфорта в семье
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2006-03-14 16:31:10
Ехал ахтунг через реку,
Видит ахтунг - в реке ахтунг.
Сунул ахтунг ахтунг в ахтунг,
Ахтунг ахтунг ахтунг ахтунг!
Видит ахтунг - в реке ахтунг.
Сунул ахтунг ахтунг в ахтунг,
Ахтунг ахтунг ахтунг ахтунг!
2006-02-07 14:52:23
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stop.. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stop.. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.
2005-12-28 14:01:10
Канал "Россия" в минувшее воскресенье вместо заявленных в белорусской телепрограмме двух частей знаменитого фильма Питера Джексона "Властелин колец" в течение семи часов транслировал юмористическое шоу Евгения Петросяна.
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