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Ёчёбнёк ёнглёйскёгё ёзёкё: 25 ёшёбёк, кётёрё чёщё всёгё дёпёскёт...
http://www.livejournal.com/users/cyberlove/1241.html
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2005-09-15 13:42:41 #
Ёфёть .... йёфшёкё ...
2005-09-15 13:54:04 #
ё чёстёнькё дёмёл, кёк бё пё ёнглёйскё пёсёлё пёдёнкё
ё вёт в сётё нёшёл тёкёй вёт рёсёрс
ёнё тёпё нё пёдёнкё ё гёймёрё, нё пёшёт с ёшёпкёмё
http://www.purepwnage.com/
вёт прёмёр:
i pwn noobs liek hard rite n my roomate has dis camera rite so hes all liek 'we can make a show lol' n im liek dats teh pwnage n stuf n hes liek i no lol so im liek ok film me noob n hes liek ok so we did lololol
thne we lukd at it rite n were liek 'omfg stfu dats pure pwnage lol' so we made dis site n stuf rite n now were gonna b famose!!!!
-teh_pwnerer
ё вёт в сётё нёшёл тёкёй вёт рёсёрс
ёнё тёпё нё пёдёнкё ё гёймёрё, нё пёшёт с ёшёпкёмё
http://www.purepwnage.com/
вёт прёмёр:
i pwn noobs liek hard rite n my roomate has dis camera rite so hes all liek 'we can make a show lol' n im liek dats teh pwnage n stuf n hes liek i no lol so im liek ok film me noob n hes liek ok so we did lololol
thne we lukd at it rite n were liek 'omfg stfu dats pure pwnage lol' so we made dis site n stuf rite n now were gonna b famose!!!!
-teh_pwnerer
2005-09-15 14:02:32 #
нёггёрё вёт тёк пёшёт в ёснёвнём
yo fuck dat shit biatch, i fucked yo whole set
i bust mad nuts on yo moma tities, you faggot ass biitch
i make the ho eat dat shit up and than lick my asshole clean
fuck yeah
yo fuck dat shit biatch, i fucked yo whole set
i bust mad nuts on yo moma tities, you faggot ass biitch
i make the ho eat dat shit up and than lick my asshole clean
fuck yeah
2005-09-15 16:38:37 #
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the"k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze world!
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the"k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze world!